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For Airbnb and short-term-rental hosts

Your listing is losing bookings you will never know about.

Guests compare your listing against a dozen others in about 30 seconds. A weak title, a boring first photo, a wall of text, or pricing that looks off next to your neighbors, and they scroll past. HostGrade is a human audit of your listing that finds those leaks and tells you exactly how to fix them. From $99, delivered by email within 48 hours.

Get my listing graded, from $99

A human reviews your listing, no software, no AI-generated report. Email delivery within 48 hours.

TitleIs it searchable and click-worthy?
Photo orderYour first 5 photos decide everything
DescriptionLine-by-line edits that guests actually read
Pricing positionWhere you sit vs nearby listings
Amenity gapsCheap additions that change booking math

What you get

Two tiers. Both are done by a person who reads your actual listing, compares it against what guests see next to it, and writes up specific fixes, not generic advice.

The Audit - $99

$99 one-time

  • Title review: rewrite suggestions with the search terms guests actually use
  • First 5 photos graded: which to lead with, which to demote, which to reshoot
  • Description line-by-line edit: cut the fluff, keep what books
  • Pricing position check: where your nightly rate sits vs comparable nearby listings (public data)
  • The 3 highest-leverage fixes ranked by impact

Delivered as a plain-language email report within 48 hours of payment.

Who this is for

  • Hosts whose listings get views but not enough bookings
  • New hosts who want their listing right before they go live
  • Hosts who suspect their photos or description are holding them back but can't see it themselves
  • Anyone curious what their listing looks like next to their neighbors

Who this is NOT for

  • Anyone expecting guaranteed bookings or guaranteed revenue, we make no such promises and nobody can
  • Property managers running 10+ units, this is built for individual hosts, talk to us if you have many listings
  • People who want a ranking hack or a loophole in the platform's algorithm, those don't exist here
  • Hosts who aren't willing to change anything, an audit you ignore is just an email

Sample: what the audit looks like

An excerpt from a real-format audit. Your listing, your market, your fixes, written plainly.

HOSTGRADE AUDIT - 2BR loft, [Your City]

TITLE: "Beautiful apartment in great location"
Grade: C
Problem: "great location" means nothing to search. No guest searches
"beautiful". Suggested: "2BR Loft, 5 min to [Landmark] - Fast WiFi, Parking"
Why: guests filter by neighborhood and amenity. Name both.

PHOTO 1 (cover): bathroom, slightly dark
Grade: D
Fix: covers decide clicks. Lead with the living room in daylight.
Your photo 6 (daylight living room) should be photo 1. Demote the
bathroom to position 8. Reshoot: cover at listing golden hour.

PRICING: $189/night
Position: upper third of 2BR listings within 1 mile ($140-$210 range).
Your photos grade C, so you are priced like an A. Options: drop to
$165 while photos improve, or fix photos first and hold price.

TOP 3 FIXES, RANKED:
1. Cover photo swap (photos 6 to 1). Zero cost.
2. Title rewrite (paste-ready options below).
3. Add parking details to first line of description.

[Full audit continues with line-by-line description edits]

Your audit covers your actual listing, not a template. Order the Audit for $99 or the Overhaul for $249.

Order

$99 - $249 one-time, no subscription

  • A human audit of your actual listing, delivered by email within 48 hours
  • 7-day refund: if the report isn't useful, reply to the delivery email and we refund you, no questions

How ordering works

  1. Click the button below. It opens your email app with a pre-filled order message.
  2. Send it. We reply with a secure payment link.
  3. Once payment clears, include your listing URL in your reply. The audit lands in your inbox within 48 hours.

Prefer to write it yourself? Email northloopworks@proton.me with the subject "HOSTGRADE ORDER" and include your name, the tier you want, and your listing URL.

FAQ

Will this guarantee more bookings or more revenue?

No. Nobody can guarantee bookings, the platform, the season, and your market matter as much as your listing does. What we guarantee is a specific, honest assessment of what your listing is doing wrong and exactly how to fix it. Your results are your own.

Are you affiliated with Airbnb or VRBO?

No. HostGrade is an independent review service with no affiliation with any booking platform. We review your public listing the way a guest sees it.

What do you need from me?

Just your listing URL and which tier you want. For the Overhaul, it helps to tell us your target guest (business travelers, families, couples) and any pricing constraints, but that is optional.

How does delivery work?

You email your order, we send a payment link, and once payment clears the report is written and emailed to you within 48 hours. A human does the work, so ordering Friday night means it lands by Sunday night.

What's the refund policy?

7 days from delivery. If the report isn't useful to you, reply to the delivery email and say so, and we refund the full amount. No forms.

Can you look at multiple listings?

Yes, one order per listing. If you have several, email us after your first order and we will work out pricing for the rest.

Is this a subscription or a one-time thing?

One-time per listing. Nothing to cancel.